Oh, if My iPhone Could Talk: My Life Through My iPhone

If my iPhone could talk, it would have some great stories to tell.  It would also tell you that I love taking pictures, so I'm sorry in advance for all the pictures to follow (and also sorry if you are a victim of this blog post).  Naturally, when I'm bored I like to scroll through all of the pictures of my iPhone, all 2000 of them.  Every time I do, I smile at all the amazing memories and laugh at all the absolutely ridiculous pictures.  I always tell myself that I am going to do something with all of these pictures, but haven't thought of anything until now.  Once a month, I am going to try and publish a "My Life Through My iPhone" post with the most memorable pictures from that month.  It will probably be completely irrelevant for all of you, but will act as sort of a month-in-review for me.  Should be fun...we'll see.

As for now, here are the best pictures from the duration of my iPhone's little life.

That one time I was a vegetarian... for a day.

That one time I went to the Dallas Market.

That one time my kitty was camera shy.

That one time my best friend danced in the snow.

That one time my dad closed his eyes during a picture (actually, that's every time).

That one time we discovered that Woonsocket is a real place.

That one time Nia played with her glitter ball.

That one time my boyfriend asked me to prom.

That one time I spent a Friday afternoon in College Station...

That one time there were a million naked people running around Austin.

That one time my roommate was a dork.

That one time we took the doors off my boyfriend's car.

That one time we discovered The Stage downtown.

That one time I rode in a Maybach in Vegas.

That one time I passed my real estate exam.

That one time we had our GNO.

That one time I tried on my Mimi's handmade dress from decades ago.  Looks like an early Kate Spade dress to me.

The first time we got glitter nails.

That one time I brought all my friends to KA Kamo in College Station.

That one time we played dress up at Academy.

That one time Ashley was spider woman.

That one time my mom slept at the Phi house.

That one time we visited my brother at work at Hot Topic. 

That one time... 

That one time Brenna attempted to play the guitar.

That one time we all wore our Michele watches.

That one time Courtney stole my iPhone.

That one time we were bored. :)

That one time at the ZBT house. 

That one time I loved my roommate.

That one time I found my dream job in NYC.

No words.

That one time it was so windy on the bus.

That one time in New Orleans.

That one time my cat stuck her tongue out.

That one time Stacy was a goober.

That one time Cara tried to blow dry her hair. 

That one time we were at a nice restaurant together. 

That one time we were fit.

That one time I MADE him kiss me.

That one time I decided my Spanish professor was mentally disturbed.

That one time I looked legit.

That one time I played with the tiniest kitten EVER.

That one time on Cinco de Mayo!

That one time I tried to take a selfie.

That one time Ron was monochrome.

That one time... again.

That one time we met a guy that was half horse.

That one time at Dairy Queen. 

That one time in the beautiful Texas Hill Country at Lost Creek Vineyard.

That one time we matched.

That one time on the Fourth of July.

That one time my mom was Deadmau5.

That one time Erin played with the pelicans.

That one time I looked out my window in Cali and saw THIS.

...again.

That one time my boss put purple in his hair.

That one time at a UT football game...

That one time I hugged Cara too hard. 

That one time I took the cutest picture ever. 

That one time Ron and I found a cute little froggy.

That one time I had to get a rental car... would have rather gotten a bike.

That one time Ron and I had the best date night ever.

That one time we surprised Courtney on her 21st birthday.

That one time Courtney and I went from drinking sparkling cider to wine together, 9 years later.

That one time Ashley stole my phone to take a selfie... oh wait. 

That one time Ron and I went to the dry cleaners in Israel.

That one time Cara had a sandwich that was bigger than her face.

That one time we got margaritas at our family dinner.

That one time I found the best quote ever.

The end.